You Don't Have Enough Badges



You Don’t have Enough Badges: V-Day prep – how to make an origami flower

With V-Day right around the corner, it is time to begin preparations. For the college student, this means one thing: you are about to spend a lot of money on candies, flowers or various other accoutrement, when all you really have in your wallet is a moth that keeps trying to escape to terrorize Tokyo.

Give your significant other something you made yourself.



You Don’t Have Enough Badges: V-Day Cometh

Every year, shops start selling “romantic” gifts earlier and earlier. I decided that I would venture down Court Street to see what was available for Valentine’s Day.



You Don’t Have Enough Badges: Dealing with Relationship Troubles

There comes a time in every relationship where suddenly leaving the toilet seat all the way up is not ok anymore.
There are so many things that could go wrong; I couldn’t possibly advise them all.
But I’m going to say something about it anyways.
I believe the best way to deal with problems is to talk [...]



You Don’t Have Enough Badges to Train Me: Kardashian divorce humor

Daniel Susco has compiled a hilarious list of things longer (see: a honeybee lifespan, Happy Meal decomposition, etc.) than Kim Kardashian’s now-infamous “marriage.”



You Don’t Have Enough Badges to Train Me: Halloween costumes for couples

Couples’ dressing in matching costumes is a yearly (and often horrifying) occurrence. So, to fit the terrifying occasion, I decided to crank up the Sweeney Todd and simply search “couples Halloween costumes” on Amazon.com. I was indeed horrified.